Welcome to Done Vale, population: Carlos
are you f u c k i ng serious
Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️
but aren’t you a girl
This just in: queer people exist
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
don’t do this to me
me: *doesn’t shave*
me: damn i look like a GQ model or some shit
everyone else: who is that crusty man
i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.
"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
This made me giggle far too much
Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to fuck against a wall
Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to get married and be together forever
The true OTP is both
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
enemy of the dogspotting community
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid