'Don't be silly Merlin. I can't kiss you. I'm a king and you're my servant.'
'Well… so tell me why are you cuddle me?'
'Just shut up.'
as always some merthur for pointlesshero
You and I
We have to let each other go
We keep holding on but we both know
- Cancerians (zodiacsociety)
why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out
when someone interrupts you in the middle of a sentence
inspired by [x]
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here
When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.
shine bright like less dense hair fibers
a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.
im so hard
I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.
Nothing else to add.
Yep. That’s it.
RIDICULOUS HEIGHT DIFFERENCES IN COUPLES